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I always have massive spiders in my room, it happens at least twice every summer, without fail.

My kill count rises every time I see one, as does my heart rate. Terrifying.

I swear they wear boots too. Or high heels. Noisy cunts scurrying across my walls.

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pussy.

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Woodlice getting freaky with a Geese-e. That stuff'll fuck you up!

Unbelievable. And very brave.

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Bunch of Cock-a-roaches

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i like moths, i just make sure my wardrobe is shut when they are around.

evry since i can remember i've been poppin' my collar,
poppin', poppin' my collar, poppin', poppin' my collar.

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helpmeimdecomposing wrote:
breather-resist wrote:

Spiders dont like citrus. Spray some citronella mixed with water on a cloth and wipe down all the surfaces that they tend to pop up on.
Because they taste through their feet, they wont walk across it.

Thats how they got all the little spiders to do shit in Arachnaphobia!

you watched 'how clean is my house' last night didn't you? i did anyway and that little gem of a tip was on there. those scruffy bastards in that house didn't deserve help though. they had a bacteria on their kitchen floor which can cause gangrene.

hippies.

Aye... the missus had it on in the background whilst i was making dinner last night. It reminded me of the making of Arachnaphobia.

'Balls to it'

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moths are the spawn of beazelbub himself.

"My name is a killing word."

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the spiders of my house declared a johad against me, and subsquently i keep waking up with them in my bed in the morning looking all sinister at me....good job i like em.

good insects....

the spider!
the scorpion
the praying mantis
the cockroach (hardcore-est of the insects)
the rhino bettle
the bee/wasp/hornet (respect me and ill respect you...see exception below)

bad insects....
the earwig (FUCK OFF.)
the maggot and the fly (esp.bot and horseflies.)
the wasp that lays eggs in other insects (the representation of pure evil?)
the tick (sucking my blood and giving me tick borne encephalitis, serious, back off fool.)

yes im that bored

dont struggle!

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my garden is full of butterflies and crickets currently, my cat seems totally unphased by the crickets that keep jumping over or on him.

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praying mantii are indeed awesome. female empowerment and all that jazz.
woodlice are pretty awesome. they're like tiny armadillo's.

"My name is a killing word."

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Rosie. wrote:

woodlice are pretty awesome. they're like tiny armadillo's.

like mini dime/daime bar segements.

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the woodlouse....homely, like aged female family member, fussing, preparing sandwiches comforting?

like a dime bar segment? eh?

dont struggle!

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haha. i find the comparison somewhat belittling too. poor mrs. woodlouse.

"My name is a killing word."

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why?
are you a woodlouse?
or maybe an aged female memeber of my family?
im mildly alarmed by a strange desired to be mothered by a woodlouse now.
its amazing the lengths you'll go to to avoid doing the work you critically have to do for tomorrow.
fuck

dont struggle!

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If you kill a spider a massive one will come and get you. Like in Tarantula.........or Knightmare even. Either way, you'll be fucked.

I can't even kill an ant!

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tobytiger wrote:

why?
are you a woodlouse?
or maybe an aged female memeber of my family?
im mildly alarmed by a strange desired to be mothered by a woodlouse now.
its amazing the lengths you'll go to to avoid doing the work you critically have to do for tomorrow.
fuck

What was that kids animated show where the Pillbug got offended everytime he got called woodlouse?

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tobytiger wrote:

like a dime bar segment? eh?

well armadillos are the opposite of dime/daime bars innit "soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside... ARMADILLO'S!"

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ahha! now i understand.
a cultural reference
fuck i forgot pillbugs...they're well good.
dont know the show like but...

dont struggle!

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Speciesism at 3:30. I was only a nipper. People keep telling me it's the poddington Peas, but it's not.

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down at the bottom of the garden?
sex offenders register for you, you little little rotund green fuck

dont struggle!

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Haha! it's a fair cop!

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I took down a shed the other day and it was a total haven for massive spiders the size of which you will never find in a house/flat. They're largely unassuming creatures though, so dinnae be a prick to them, n'am saying?