Topic: Sailors are breaking up

Sailors are breaking up.  We’re playing our final show at the Cockpit in Leeds on 1st March. 

Our decision to split is resultant of the negi-vibes we have been subject to from the very internet opinionists from whom we sought approval.  Here are some of the words that have contributed to our demise…

Joshua Cole’s summary of our set at Gringo 10 for drownedinsound.com…

“[The group Designer Babies are] tricky to describe, fantastic to experience. Unlike young noisy rockers Sailors who, I’m sorry to say, put the fart in arty farty.”

And Doug Mosurock’s review of our 7” for dustedmagazine.com…

“Heavy indie rock sounds from England, so you know what that means: 99 times out of 100, it’s some folks who’ve heard some records and are attempting to emulate them. These guys are somewhere between the big riff stoner crunch of Torche and something more strange, be it a half-hearted attempt at Arab on Radar’s spastic recontextualization of punk (“Birthday Mode”) in a half-assed jazzbo shtick, or just plain ill-advised lack-of-idea rock (“Hot Buttons”). I will applaud “Bigger Land” only for its blatant and strident rip of Universal Order of Armageddon’s world-ending howl. Maybe these guys need to focus, just figure out what’s fun for them and get deep into it rather than trying to cram everyone else’s ideas at once. “

Jon and Sophie are looking to put together a new group in Newcastle, where they live, breathe and organise gigs. 

Hugues and I play in Broken Arm who can be found at www.myspace.com/brokenarmyo

Visit www.gringorecords.com to purchase our seven-inch.  You’ll be glad you did.   

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Re: Sailors are breaking up

Sounds pretty good! It's a shame you broke up because a few people wrote bad reviews - why do you care?

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if it's any consolation, I thought you were the shit.

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Oli wrote:

Sounds pretty good! It's a shame you broke up because a few people wrote bad reviews - why do you care?

I thought that but then that the post might be a joke...a band splitting up over some bad reviews would be too pathetic, am I wrong? Example, imagine if Black Flag had broken up after Damaged with the amount of shit they got from some camps...Play for yourself not for other people

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My friend liked your record a lot even though the last bit of each track was missing.

Take one for the team;

Cool kids know what I mean.

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The 7" is definitely worth picking up. The tape on Helium Tapes is also a belter.

It's a good job Leeds now has three new beauts - Mob Rules, Broken Arm and the Uprights to fill in the big gap you'll be leaving behind.

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i wish some bands would break up when i gave them a bad review.

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I’m sorry to say, put the fart in arty farty.”

this is really crap writing by the way. that reviewer "puts the shit into really shit".

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are you really breaking up because of bad reviews?

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i doubt it

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Andy Malcolm wrote:

I’m sorry to say, put the fart in arty farty.”

this is really crap writing by the way. that reviewer "puts the shit into really shit".

haha - he's a mate of mine from back in notts. he really regrets that review!

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I wish some bands would break up just because I willed it so.  I have a shortlist.

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nicholas jones wrote:

Jon and Sophie are looking to put together a new group in Newcastle, where they live, breathe and organise gigs.

Do they?

We've got, trouble, violence, aggro, right now!

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my vinyl should be turning up in the post today or tomorrow

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Here's a photo that, to me, sums up the reaction that Sailor's Jon Goodwin deserves:

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v173/118/113/740818452/n740818452_567974_3850.jpg

tough music by weak people.

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When Harry first saw that photo she asked me,

"Who's that guy?"

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AndrewDuNord wrote:
nicholas jones wrote:

Jon and Sophie are looking to put together a new group in Newcastle, where they live, breathe and organise gigs.

Do they?

Rarely. But we're doing Lovvers and Epideme on February 24th.

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Conor wrote:

Here's a photo that, to me, sums up the reaction that Sailor's Jon Goodwin deserves:

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos- … 4_3850.jpg

She's totally listening.

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mattj wrote:

When Harry first saw that photo she asked me,

"Who's that guy?"

I can thing of a few different things I've heard people say when they've first laid eyes upon Matt J.

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RobxT wrote:
Oli wrote:

Sounds pretty good! It's a shame you broke up because a few people wrote bad reviews - why do you care?

I thought that but then that the post might be a joke...a band splitting up over some bad reviews would be too pathetic, am I wrong? Example, imagine if Black Flag had broken up after Damaged with the amount of shit they got from some camps...Play for yourself not for other people

All groups aspire to achieve different things!

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nicholas jones wrote:
mattj wrote:

When Harry first saw that photo she asked me,

"Who's that guy?"

I can thing of a few different things I've heard people say when they've first laid eyes upon Matt J.

I know, I say them myself every morning.

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So this is a joke or not!? I still can't tell!

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mattj wrote:
nicholas jones wrote:
mattj wrote:

When Harry first saw that photo she asked me,

"Who's that guy?"

I can thing of a few different things I've heard people say when they've first laid eyes upon Matt J.

I know, I say them myself every morning.

Actually its conor, he sneaks into you're room every morning

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We are breaking up, and the Cockpit show will be our last.  That is no joke.

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It's no joke. I've never met a bigger group of crybaby pricks in all of my life.

I guess we'll just have to wait for another band to come out of Leeds that recycles Bilge Pump middle eights and calls them 'songs'. Probably be about 10 minutes.

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