I managed to block one of the toilets in the Cakeshop in New York, I felt pretty bad about it. The tail was still on display after the third flush:
In another bar, there was a toilet with no seat and i didn't feel like squatting so I covered the rim in paper. When I went to sit down, it was lower than I had judged, so was caught off balance causing my bum to land further back than I wanted, which resulted in me falling into the toilet, which also happened to not be fastened to the floor securely. I cried "Oh shit!" as my willy took a dive into the pool - somehow my buttocks remained dry, despite my willy not being that big, especially when flaccid.