1 (edited by stephennn 07-10-2009 22:34:15)

Topic: footballer band puns

this game failed last time bob posted it. it's now lost in the ether. let's start again!

DAMIEN DUFFJAN STEVENS
MICHAEL PROCTOR DRE
FREDDY ADU MAKE SAY THINK
MASTODON GOODMAN
JAMIE REDKNAPSACK
TREVOR BENJAMEMINEM
ALKALINE TRIO FERDINAND
MICHAEL TWELVE HOUR TURNER
CRAIG BELLAM-TRI
SIGUR ROS WALLACE
STEWART CAPDOWNING
LEIGHTON BAINES MISTAKEN FOR STARS

YES.

not that many of them have had a bat.

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this is better than the food puns game (sorry kunal)

not that many of them have had a bat.

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ha ha, you must have too much time on your hands.

our life our world mapped out in scars carved in wrist and back of arms


trade list http://www.collective-zine.co.uk/cboard … mp;id=3304

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Joe Coalesce

Be polite
In the pyramid you hate

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too much MEANtime in our hands.

http://users.jyu.fi/~mweber/blog/images … le_Ale.jpg

not that many of them have had a bat.

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NEW FOUND RORY DELAP

not that many of them have had a bat.

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gabby agbonlahorse the band

8 (edited by Woolage 07-10-2009 20:03:35)

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Andre Small Brown Bikey
Son Voltan Gera
Jari Litmanoneofthemknewtheywererobots

Alan Jets to Brazil
What Price Wonderlandon Donovan
Life at these Gary Speeds

Broccoli Trundle
Neil Clairmellor

I know some of those are pretty terrible!

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GIFTON SAUL WILLIAMS
DRUNKS WITH BRYAN GUNNS

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dontcarewhere wrote:

DRUNKS WITH BRYAN GUNNS

LOLZ

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sultans gera
mika miko paatelainen
robbie wow, owls!er

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Ivan de la Soul
Pierre Van Pelt
Elton John Terry
Matthias Samhain
Paolo de Canibus
Steve [the rolling[ Stone[s]
um, Marc Overmars

using gay to describe some novelty christmas cards is just so fucking ignorant

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Get Darren Bent

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Metalikaka

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Rudd Guillit for My Valentine
Gianfranco Zola Jesus

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I suck at puns. This thread is amazing.

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Jan Vennegoor of Heresy

Be polite
In the pyramid you hate

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eddie newton suppression ring
six going on bernie slaven
p.s. paul eliott
eboues life
dinosaur junior

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Trevor Brooking Diamond
Emerson, Lake and Carlton Palmer
Gary Nevile
Analan Shearer Cunt

Oh and Ian Rush

Slightly off topic but check out this list of real footballers!

25 Funny Football Player Names:

Stefan Kuntz
Chiqui Arce
Bongo Christ
Have-a-Look Dube
Ars Bandeet
Segar Bastard
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
David Goodwillie
Danny Shittu
Johan de Cock
Milan Fukal
Quim
Brian Pinas
Bernt Haas
Uwe Fuchs
Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
Wolfgang Wolf
Creedence Clearwater Couto (no relation)
Norman Conquest
Danger Fourpence
Paul Dickov
Argelico Fucks
Harry Daft

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Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink Wray

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braid friedel
appleseed carsten jancker
assfactor quentin fortune
bear vs graham sharp
built to michael spillane
trevor christie front drive
don lee martin three

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RACH-PHIL STAMP
JURGEN KLINSMANN IS THE BASTARD
RODNEY JACK SABBATH
THIN LIZZY IRIEKPEN

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Chris Cooter wrote:

Danny Shittu

a few seasons ago danny shittu and toby oshitola scored within minutes of each other for qpr and barnet.

plus some funny names from danny baker / danny kelly in the late 90s

http://www.internettreehouse.co.uk/audio/names4.mp3

christian sinner!

and this one is a classic:

http://www.internettreehouse.co.uk/audio/roll.mp3

"the young boys play in the wankdorf, they do they do they do"

please mind the dreadful AM recording.

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Andy Malcolm wrote:

appleseed carsten jancker

favourite!

Pseudo Colonial Pineapple Tour, 2011

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Queens of the Steve Stone Age