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Gloom · **03-12-2009 00:54:19**

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Mental! Don't know how to take it though, it's either extrmely hilarious because it's Gaahl commenting on the Daily Mail website or extrmely sad because he actually felt the need to point out the well known fact that the Daily Mail makes shit up.

Or extremely possible it isn't Gaahl at all ..

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xRobertox · **03-12-2009 01:46:45**

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Yeah, I suppose. But then again, he is not new at doing things you wouldn't expect he'd do.

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I was wondering about that, and the thing is, if I was going to fake post as Gaahl on the Daily Mail website, i'd write something a thousand times more ridiculous than that, so for the moment i'm going to err on the side of metalness and assume it is Gaahl.

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Textbook:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic … e-die.html

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Jake A Nation · **29-12-2009 13:43:46**

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One of my favourite things to do on the internet at the moment is to go to the Daily Mail website, type a word into the search box, pick out an article with a good headline, read the user comments and LOL my fucking head off.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … -fast.html
Try this, and see how many times you can find the sentance "...and I guess the tax payer will be footing it".

You've gotta admit. It would have been easier to maybe just make a snack than go out, catch a swan and then try and bite its neck (no easy feat if you remember the swans ability to break bones with its wings). As for the it being the property of the Queen, thats a ridiculous law from god knows how long ago (Must be!?) along with the laws about shooting Welshmen with bows and arrows if you're standing on the walls of York.

Kingmob · **29-12-2009 13:59:20**

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god knows how long ago (Must be!?) along with the laws about shooting Welshmen with bows and arrows if you're standing on the walls of York.

If you launched an arrow into some Taffy from the Walls of York you'd be in all kinds of trouble, its Scotsmen your allowed to shoot.

There was allegedly Welsh Arrow Action legislation in Chester though.

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Jake A Nation · **29-12-2009 15:30:46**

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Jake A Nation wrote:
god knows how long ago (Must be!?) along with the laws about shooting Welshmen with bows and arrows if you're standing on the walls of York.
If you launched an arrow into some Taffy from the Walls of York you'd be in all kinds of trouble, its Scotsmen your allowed to shoot.
There was allegedly Welsh Arrow Action legislation in Chester though.

That'd probably be the one. It was like 7 years ago and I have trouble remembering stuff from 7 days ago.

xdamienx · **29-12-2009 18:39:20**

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defineatley welsh/chester

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mparle · **30-12-2009 01:49:57**

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there's not much else to do in chester...

Kierkegaard · **30-12-2009 02:07:20**

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Textbook:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic … e-die.html

So much gold - worth more, perhaps, than a suitcase full of smack - but my favourite particular gem of wisdom has to be this:

"Overall crime has also shot up since we abolished capital punishment. Since the Fifties, the number of recorded crimes has increased more than tenfold, up from 438,000 in 1955 to 4.8 million in 2008.

This is because the removal of the death penalty has had a downward ratchet effect.

Since murderers could no longer be hanged, sentences for all other crimes had to be lowered commensurately. The result is the near-anarchy we see today, where serial offenders continually escape custody and rates of violent crime soar"

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xRobertox · **30-12-2009 02:21:41**

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Ah quite nice given that evidence suggests that actually violent crime keeps decreasing and that statistics show that the same percentage is actually higher in countries with death penalty. The Daily Mail is seriously a great souce for the LOLs, even though it is not as LOLful as actually confronting a Daily Mail reader and pointing out at their idiocy.

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Hail_Of_Bullets · **31-01-2010 10:49:22**

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Comprehensive.

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xRobertox · **31-01-2010 11:45:48**

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They gotta be making up half of that stuff. Either that or they are miserable boring bastards for suggesting we give up even half of those things.

I said it and I repeat it: the Daily Mail is amazing for the LOLs.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic … meful.html

Is Hollywood's "treatment" (making her exceedingly rich) of Emma Watson as shameful as the man in Turkey who buried his own daughter alive in an honour killing. Liz Jones says "yes".

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PAvI · **08-02-2010 17:22:17**

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That is pretty disgusting.

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elektra boogie · **08-02-2010 17:49:07**

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AlexN wrote:

Textbook:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic … e-die.html

My favourite thing is reading the second comment "Natalie, Leeds" - when it is so, so clearly an angry Chinese teenager - you just have to read it aloud.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic … meful.html
Is Hollywood's "treatment" (making her exceedingly rich) of Emma Watson as shameful as the man in Turkey who buried his own daughter alive in an honour killing. Liz Jones says "yes".

One of the main problems with that article is that it's so badly written I have no idea what her point is. I'm sure it's stupid though.

Although "The most powerful men are inevitably all ancient and unglamorous with old-lady arms" is a brilliant sentence.

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Gloom · **09-02-2010 01:09:37**

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AlexN wrote:
Textbook:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic … e-die.html
So much gold - worth more, perhaps, than a suitcase full of smack - but my favourite particular gem of wisdom has to be this:
"Overall crime has also shot up since we abolished capital punishment. Since the Fifties, the number of recorded crimes has increased more than tenfold, up from 438,000 in 1955 to 4.8 million in 2008.
This is because the removal of the death penalty has had a downward ratchet effect.
Since murderers could no longer be hanged, sentences for all other crimes had to be lowered commensurately. The result is the near-anarchy we see today, where serial offenders continually escape custody and rates of violent crime soar"

Indeed. The chap seems to be showing an almost unbelievable lack of knowledge with regards to even the most basic statistics. I wonder if he really thinks there is ten times more crime than in the 1950s.

I think it'd actually be even funnier picturing him earnestly sat at his keyboard, genuinely believing this to be fact. Probably not too far fetched actually. Look at the smug cunt:

Almost all of the rest of he rest of the images on the google search for him consist of spitfires/lancaster bombers, and the olympics.

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Fish wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic … meful.html
Is Hollywood's "treatment" (making her exceedingly rich) of Emma Watson as shameful as the man in Turkey who buried his own daughter alive in an honour killing. Liz Jones says "yes".

speechless.

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Gloom · **09-02-2010 08:55:16**

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Fish wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic … meful.html
Is Hollywood's "treatment" (making her exceedingly rich) of Emma Watson as shameful as the man in Turkey who buried his own daughter alive in an honour killing. Liz Jones says "yes".
speechless.

It's pretty amusing. Upon closer inspection of that article, I can't actually find her alleged comparison (beyond that they're both women in a form of patriarchy)

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http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geral … -eu-gulag/

Highlights include: 'The same would apply in British state schools, where pornographic sex education is increasingly being made compulsory'

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Leocrusher wrote:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geral … -eu-gulag/
Highlights include: 'The same would apply in British state schools, where pornographic sex education is increasingly being made compulsory'

This article has one of the most outstanding comments sections I've ever seen.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/polls/index.html

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … drugs.html

Another perfect Daily Mail story.. Don't let your daughter go out with a Darkie, it could be her next!

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