Topic: Room 101

[for the benefit of those without BBC2, Room 101 (a "1984" reference) is a television

show wherein celebrities banish things that they dislike, or perhaps even hate! They don't really banish them, it's all an exercise in humour...]

my

personal pet hates:

driving - I'm an excellent, careful and handsome driver, but everyone else is out to get me it seems. Plus motorway driving is

boring as all hell - those white lines hypnotise you eventually, until you plough into a horsebox.

faking injuries in football - at every available

opportunity, any time someone so much as brushes by one of the players, they fall to the ground, clutching their shin, rolling around in faux-agony.

Cheating, overpaid, wussies!

Boy Sets Fire - when they try and be emotional, they sound so phoney!

spiders - bastards the lot of

them

What about you? Bring it on.

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joe c.

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dan

the phrase "your music"

people who say "YES BUT THATS YOUR OPINION"..

really is it!? i thought someone was inside my brain putting their opinions through my mouth?!

mosh metal (OMG!)

joe c

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noise records : i don't understand this genre of music, so it obviously

sucks

basketball : it's rubbish. there is not enough variation. oh a dude has scored, oh, and another!

consoles : get a computer.

the

commodore 64 : get a spectrum

wine : seriously. drink beer you pansy.

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hmm a collective-zine related pet hate of mine would be people who transform relatively

serious posts on this message board into boring in-jokes by posting huge pictures, which usually only they find funny, and then someone tries to jump on the

joke bandwagon by posting another similar stupid picture, which is somehow even less funny..for evidence read:



http://www.collective-zine.co.uk/module … amp;t=5339

but it's ok this doesn't keep me awake at night, i'm

over it  wink

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Wasps - Little bastards. What use do these little fuckers have?

Bee's are awesome. All fluffy and busy making honey. Wasps are Satan incarnate. Like Staines high street on a Saturday afternoon with the Chav's out in

full force, wasps too are willing to annoy you until you have to swing for them, at which time they sting the fuck out of you.

The

Sun/Star/Sport/Mirror/NOTW newspapers - Read these in the past, except The Sport. Lets face it, you only have to look at the front cover of

that to know it's full of shite. Always strikes me how badly written and generally inaccurate their information is. The newspaper equivilent of Fosters

Lager, i.e. You'll drink anything else thats on offer before you drink Fosters.

Lad's/Laddesses Culture - "WAHEY! LOOK

AT THE TITS ON THAT!" and the way that if you, being a male, or indeed female, don't join in, you are obviously "A poofter." or "A

dyke."

Dial-up Internet - I still have it. It makes me want to die at times. Waiting 25 minutes to download one of our

new guitar tracks only for it to stop sending information and disconnect itself before the download finishes. Having to start over again. Christ, just

thinking about it makes my blood boil.

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rugby : it makes me angry that fat beer-guzzling macho cunts get paid money to fight each

other over an egg and call it sport. cunts.

late night t.v. : it causes me to miss a lot of college, so it should be on earlier for my

benefit.

crust : because joe likes it.

night drivers who DON'T FUCKING TURN THEIR FULL BEAM OFF.

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Wasps - Little bastards. What

use do these little fuckers have? Bee's are awesome. All fluffy and busy making honey. Wasps are Satan incarnate. Like Staines high street on a Saturday

afternoon with the Chav's out in full force, wasps too are willing to annoy you until you have to swing for them, at which time they sting the fuck out of

you.

agreed, I was stung by nine wasps all at once when i was around 10 years old..my own fault really, i was having a wee on a

wasps nest (which was camoflaged by a bush..so i hadn't realised it was there)...none of the stings were on me old boy, thankfully!

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or not so old boy at that age!

sorry about my stupid post below yours george that i

since deleted.  smile

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mobile phones - the way that no one gets anywhere on time anymore because it's so easy to

make a call from wherever you are and whine about some cruddy reason for your tardiness.

tardiness - it's rude. sometimes there is a genuine reason,

but on the whole there isn't.

cds - they're small and pissy and scratch easier than records and the cases get cracked and they cost too much and and

and.

fulham - not the place, the team. but also the place.

martin rowlands - a qpr player who i find revolting. i used to love him but those

days are long gone.

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http://www.patriotresource.com/tombstone/graphics/cast/kilmer.jpg
big_smile wink

picket fence cartel stole my best china
Flickrfffun

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lol haha, ok ok....

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scotland footie team cos they're a bag 'o' shite

sunn(((o)) cos they're a bag

'o' shite also

shipping records to the u.s.a- over priced bag 'o' shite

our life our world mapped out in scars carved in wrist and back of arms


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Wasps - Little bastards. What use do these little fuckers have?

Bee's are awesome. All fluffy and busy making honey. Wasps are Satan incarnate. Like Staines high street on a Saturday afternoon with the Chav's out in

full force, wasps too are willing to annoy you until you have to swing for them, at which time they sting the fuck out of

you.

agreed, I was stung by nine wasps all at once when i was around 10 years old..my own fault really, i was having a wee on a

wasps nest (which was camoflaged by a bush..so i hadn't realised it was there)...none of the stings were on me old boy,

thankfully!

aagh! unlucky! I got stung once in the corner of my eye. And my finger. Bastards. I read a newspaper article comparing

wasps swarming round a man at a barbeque like helicopters swarming round king kong.
made me laugh for ages.


off the top of my

head:

girls who pretend to like certain things just to get the attention of boys

seriously, what is the

point?

music like kasabian and the libertines
actually makes me nauseous, i cant listen to it or watch them on tv.



messy sinks a la withnail and i

lad/ladette culture
i'm completely with you on

that one pete. ugh.

celebrity gossip magazines
even though if someone leaves one behind on a train i swoop on

it......

that fucking nivea for men (or is it head and shoulders for men? something equally pointless)

advert
"there's some things she can't touch, some things that are just made for a man" gargh, die.
took me ages to think of them.

I'm obviously not filled with hatred......!

never trust a man with a perfectly trimmed moustache.

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that fucking nivea for men (or is it head and shoulders

for men? something equally pointless) advert

Yes! that man is eminently punchable, although i think he is laughing a

bit at the complete codswallop he has to say.

"there's some things she can't touch, some things that are just made for a

man"

like your penis mate?

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people who clip their nails on public transport - what the fuck

is your problem?

anyone who has ever proudly declared "i've never read a book in my life" - well done, you're an

idiot

people with poor personal hygiene - have a fucking wash or change your clothes before you get on the train in the morning

"dog smell" -

ugh

chris moyles - prick

buskers who get on the tube and play a shitty version of "redemption song" between stops - FUCK OFF, you are clearly

not brightening anyone's journey

that book "the perks of being a wallflower" - trite

starfuckers and leghumpers - quit it. just quit it. i

don't care who you know or how nice they are. this isn't the goddamn society pages, this is punk rock.

petty officials who take their job far too

seriously - barking away like we actually give two shits. move aside, jobsworth

cigarette smoke - cough cough, now i have cancer.

thanks.

migraines - debilitating and utterly misery-making

ex-screamos who now play noise and hate screamo but use their ex-screamo band

credentials to sell their noise offerings. if it's so shit and what you're doing now is of such great merit, why can't it stand on its own two feet

without your ex-member-of tags?

robbie williams - utterly revolting human.

people who walk exceptionally slowly - christ this bugs

me.

insomnia - i turn into even more of a ratbag without my sleep

old people who do their shopping at the weekend and clog up the aisles with

their uselessness - you don't have to do this! do it on a sodding tuesday!

pre-orders/superfluous test presses/fifteen

different versions of the same record - goes without saying

television - 99% of it is worthless

christmas - empty, worthless time of year

forcing you into the same room as people you don't necessarily want to spend time with. bad tv, too much wasted food and a total absence of mirth.

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those fucking suitcase/bags with wheels on!!

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i love alex, he tells it like it is.

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my project management lesson...

dan says:
this lesson is rediculous
dan

says:
the teacher is useless and teaches nothing
dan says:
its physically impossible to listen to him
dan says:
its also really hard
dan

says:
i've got an assignment in for monday
dan says:
and i just don't care
conor says:
haha, REBEl
dan says:
nobody cares
dan

says:
i just can't listen
dan says:
i try so hard
dan says:
but fail miserably
dan says:
now hes talking about some exam. WTF!?

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people who clip their nails on public transport - what the fuck

is your problem?

jesus fucking christ, people do this?????????

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did anyone see room 101 with michael gambon? so funny
i have a lecture now but i'll think

about this for the next 2 hours as it sounds fun and post on my return. hehe

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basketball : it's rubbish. there is not enough variation.

oh a dude has scored, oh, and another!

hmm, i'm going to have to call you on this one, because at the end of a game it can get

quite exciting, and the sheer level of skill each player has is quite remarkable. Still don't like that much, but it's better than bloody football! Not

enough happens! Yet another nil-nil draw, well that was worth going to the pub and passive smoking for 105 minutes for.

also:

James Bond -

murderer, womaniser, violent... not a very good role model

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OH HERES A GOOD ONE!


pre made "fucked up" clothes!

5000000000000 quid for a

proffesionally ripped up pair of jeans..

someones laughing, and its not the consumer

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Anne Robinson!

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people who say  "im so random!"
people who call hip hop "rap music"
people who call

garage "rap music"
people who say "why do you like bands with no fans?"