people who clip their nails on public transport - what the fuck
is your problem?
anyone who has ever proudly declared "i've never read a book in my life" - well done, you're an
people with poor personal hygiene - have a fucking wash or change your clothes before you get on the train in the morning
"dog smell" -
chris moyles - prick
buskers who get on the tube and play a shitty version of "redemption song" between stops - FUCK OFF, you are clearly
not brightening anyone's journey
that book "the perks of being a wallflower" - trite
starfuckers and leghumpers - quit it. just quit it. i
don't care who you know or how nice they are. this isn't the goddamn society pages, this is punk rock.
petty officials who take their job far too
seriously - barking away like we actually give two shits. move aside, jobsworth
cigarette smoke - cough cough, now i have cancer.
migraines - debilitating and utterly misery-making
ex-screamos who now play noise and hate screamo but use their ex-screamo band
credentials to sell their noise offerings. if it's so shit and what you're doing now is of such great merit, why can't it stand on its own two feet
without your ex-member-of tags?
robbie williams - utterly revolting human.
people who walk exceptionally slowly - christ this bugs
insomnia - i turn into even more of a ratbag without my sleep
old people who do their shopping at the weekend and clog up the aisles with
their uselessness - you don't have to do this! do it on a sodding tuesday!
pre-orders/superfluous test presses/fifteen
different versions of the same record - goes without saying
television - 99% of it is worthless
christmas - empty, worthless time of year
forcing you into the same room as people you don't necessarily want to spend time with. bad tv, too much wasted food and a total absence of mirth.