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how could i forget...

UMBRELLAS

fucking dangerous. People have to take up the

entire pavement, swinging these bastards around like machetes, so you either have to walk in the street and risk getting run over, or risk having your eye

gouged out with the metal tips you get on them! Wear a coat with a hood you inconsiderate fuckwits!

however, there is an excellent grind band called

Umbrella. I don't hate them.

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suntanning seriously if yr white just fucking deal with it.


fake blonde hair same as above... it makes you look like a compleat twat.
men and womans magazines (like

glamour and mens health) sorry kids but doing the 10 things to please my girl/boy isnt going to save yr stupid

relationship
brand name clothing seriously fuck off
gender roles look just because im a guy

doesent mean im going to know how to fix yr fucking computer
tv makes me want to repeatedly hit my head against the

wall
people who think they are important sorry no
people who yell and are loud on public

transit FUCK OFF

you should listen to more eno.

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here's another one:

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR PRESCRIPTION SPECTACLES FEATURING INCREDIBLY

GORGEOUS MODELS

invariably, the spectacles are not the first thing you look at. are they trying to make specs glamorous? tossers

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people who say they dont have an opinion, EVERYBODY HAS A FUCKING OPINION

you should listen to more eno.

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tomatoes - fucking scary as shit and disgusting. in that

mcdonald's advert for their new salads when the fork goes into the tomato... IT FUCKING POPS LIKE A ZIT. IT SQUIRTS. fjkdslgs. people think it's really

funny when they know i am scared of tomatoes and decide to eat them really slowly in front of me and then act all confused when i walk off and don't speak

to them. NEWSFLASH: I FUCKING HATE YOU.

spiders and flies - flies serve no purpose. spiders have the purpose of killing

flies so they don't take over the world. if there were no flies, there would be no spiders and thus a much happier jane.

getting

spilled food on my hand, or seeing it on other people's hands - like in that advert for kitchen roll when there's those two men dressed as

house wives. they're testing out the durability of regular kitchen roll and bounty or whatever it is. one of the tests is mopping up hardened, spilled food

and the regular towel breaks apart and there is food all over the man/woman's hand. i have to turn the channel before that bit comes up. it makes me really

uncomfortable.

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milk

rank.

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jane's weird phobias (except for the spiders which is totally justified) reminded me of some

weirdos i know:

This one guy really HATES those little bobbles you get on the top of caps. He got slapped on the head once whilst wearing a cap as a

kid, and it really hurt.

another friend detests the feel of sponge. It makes him want to puke.

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people who tell me emo isnt hardcore coz emo doesnt sound like good riddance

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Every single band in Oxford apart from Sextodecimo:

Crap.

Edmund Fitzgerald are stunners.

I dislike:

6/8

Students who take too much ecstasy and have to sip huge

bottles of water in every morning lecture. Also, posh students.

SunnO))): more importantly, people who now hate "screamO)))", labelling it trendy and

consumer based and then go out and try to hunt down SunnO))) records limited to 100 or whatever.

Flat tyres on my bike or rather, Matt's pump making

my tyres flat.

I'm not into that.

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6/8

you don't like the numbers? Or you

don't like waltz-time? how else would we waltz!?!?

as for Sunn0)), i find it annoying that these same people won't listen to similar sounding, and

perhaps even better, bands. Earth's "2" album RULES!

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6/8 is the emo time sig!

par example yaphet kotto - torn pictures,  BA! ba ba, ba ba

ba

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invariably, the spectacles are not the first thing you look at. are

they trying to make specs glamorous? tossers

they are glamourising my disability god-damn it! what next, claudia schiffer modelling

wheelchairs? false legs? sheesh!

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as for Sunn0)), i find it annoying that these same people won't

listen to similar sounding, and perhaps even better, bands. Earth's "2" album RULES!

agreed. i dig sunn, and i have pretty much

all of their stuff. but i find it really weird that plenty of people who go nuts over their oop haven't checked out earth or any other doom/southern lord

stuff. think its partly the collectibility of it and partly the fact that the wire has given them the thumbs up. wonder if pelican will be the next "metal

bands it's ok" to like now they're playing the ATP thing?

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i think i am the only person in the whole world who does not know what the wire is. well, i

know it's a magazine (i think?) but that's it.

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i think i am the only person in the whole world who does not know

what the wire is. well, i know it's a magazine (i think?) but that's it.

I don't either!

I'd like to put people that say

'Get a job - it's dead easy' in Room 101.  They appear to have no idea.

DIY minded recording in Leeds: www.suburbanhome.co.uk

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People that wear those fucking stupid teeshirts like:

"I'm a

psychopath"

Or

"If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mother"

:x

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i'm a boy and i'm wearing a nobody knows i'm a lesbian shirt which perfectly compliments

my criminal damage jeans and my long black hair with ginger roots! i am officially hilarious!

roll

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my 2 cents

Zane Lowe: pretentious wanker and the anti john peel.

Scottish

football team: listened to 10 minutes of radio commentary about how well they were playing only for them to be pish to get scubbed 4-1, and our goal was

fucking soft.

John Woo: put that fucking camera down berfore you embarass yourself further.

Tennents Lager: unless you eat four apples before

you drink it, then it tastes like cream soda.

also: new year, people in your local shouting about why they should be allowed to hunt foxs, 'meet the

kumars', reading books if i'm out of cigarettes, sean bean, the smoking ban (though i agree with it) and the scottish parliament (even for purely asthetic

reason, saw it finished the other night and it looks shit). wow i'm feeling all negi now

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i'm a boy and i'm wearing a nobody knows i'm a lesbian shirt

which perfectly compliments my criminal damage jeans and my long black hair with ginger roots! i am officially hilarious!



roll

Yeh...I knew it...I knew it...

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Flat tyres on my bike or rather, Matt's pump making my tyres

flat.

Would you like to put me in room 101?

DIY minded recording in Leeds: www.suburbanhome.co.uk

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Scottish football team: listened to 10 minutes of

radio commentary about how well they were playing only for them to be pish to get scubbed 4-1, and our goal was fucking soft.

wow i'm feeling all

negi now

It was terrible. I watched some of it on Sky Sports. Turned it off after they went 2-0 up. Torture.

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analytical tools - the only lesson i hate more than project management. i walked out a 2 hour

lesson after 20minutes. fuck that shit. its too hard.

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oh!

tripping up stairs with coffee - happens to me everyday. every single fucking

day! coffee goes everywhere, hand gets burnt, i want to die.

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i dig sunn, and i have pretty much all of their stuff. but i find it

really weird that plenty of people who go nuts over their oop haven't checked out earth or any other doom/southern lord stuff. think its partly the

collectibility of it and partly the fact that the wire has given them the thumbs up. wonder if pelican will be the next "metal bands it's ok" to like now

they're playing the ATP thing?

I think that accolade went to Khanate.

It will be interesting to see how Pelican do in

those terms - i think they have a universal appeal, tuneful, yet heavy, yet quite different.

John Woo: put that

fucking camera down berfore you embarass yourself further.

Totally. If you took out all the slo-mo, his films would be 12 minutes

long. And there are doves everywhere! Like a bloody Puff Daddy video.

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I'm usually not a hater but...

Zane Lowe:

pretentious wanker and the anti john peel.

I want to kill him with a blunt instrument!! I've never seen such a smug cunt

in my life. Why does he have to lick around every band on his worthless little show? Why can't MTV2 just get some kid who KNOWS about music and can actually

PRESENT FOR TOFFEE? Prick.

Fuck putting him in room 101, can I just kill him? Can I? Please? Slowly?

Thanks.

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