tomatoes - fucking scary as shit and disgusting. in that
mcdonald's advert for their new salads when the fork goes into the tomato... IT FUCKING POPS LIKE A ZIT. IT SQUIRTS. fjkdslgs. people think it's really
funny when they know i am scared of tomatoes and decide to eat them really slowly in front of me and then act all confused when i walk off and don't speak
to them. NEWSFLASH: I FUCKING HATE YOU.
spiders and flies - flies serve no purpose. spiders have the purpose of killing
flies so they don't take over the world. if there were no flies, there would be no spiders and thus a much happier jane.
spilled food on my hand, or seeing it on other people's hands - like in that advert for kitchen roll when there's those two men dressed as
house wives. they're testing out the durability of regular kitchen roll and bounty or whatever it is. one of the tests is mopping up hardened, spilled food
and the regular towel breaks apart and there is food all over the man/woman's hand. i have to turn the channel before that bit comes up. it makes me really