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how about facehuggers from Alien?

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Kunal wrote:

how about facehuggers from Alien?

They can get fucked as well.

Unbelievable. And very brave.

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http://www.imagequest3d.com/ImageFolio3_files/gallery/aquatic/arthropoda/PBB00148.jpg

That's not dissimilar to a face-hugger.

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that bit in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom with all the insects. Yum!

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i was scared for life by seeing alien to young.
face hugger= terror

the possibilities granted by having a horn growing out of you're brain?
total social alienation.
"WHOA! what the fuck is that???!!! seriously you should get that checked out, or removed or something. what was that? no sorry you cant sit down next to me, this seats already taken, no, really it is. seriously will you and your brain horn just fuck off?"
i have enough problems socialising without a brain horn, thank you.

goliath spider, its hairy so its not as fearsome, pretty cute.

dont struggle!

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If we all had brain horns (or brorns) it would look less awkward. You could hang your shopping off them

tobytiger wrote:

its hairy so its not as fearsome, pretty cute.

idiocy

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Brain horn? Did I miss a meeting?

Unbelievable. And very brave.

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The brain horn meeting was on page 3 which I'm avoiding cos of the photo of that guy's hand

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Kunal wrote:

The brain horn meeting was on page 3 which I'm avoiding cos of the photo of that guy's hand

I read the minutes. My thoughts? Fuck that, fuck them. They can get fucked.

Unbelievable. And very brave.

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I'm quite glad to live in a country where the most dangerous animal is a grass snake that could only give you a mild case of annoyance.

or SARS off a dodgy KFC bucket meal

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Kunal wrote:

or SARS off a dodgy KFC bucket meal

scaremonger!

Unbelievable. And very brave.

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exactly...."if"
how our society would change with the evolution of the brorn....
global politcal wrangling would no longer be settled with sancitions, wars and duplicitous negotiations. rather world leaders would look brorns and attempt to wrestle one another to the ground. 
brorn augmentation surgery would become all the rage amongst celebrities.
young humans would saw off their brorns in an act of percieved rebellion.
our society would be taken back to a more basic, darwinian principle....survival of the biggest brorn (and neck muscles.)
it truely would be a golden age for hummanity.

dont struggle!

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It would give new meaning to the phrase "brain over brawn / brorn"

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God you're starting to put me off.

I've already booked in for a brorn at my plastic surgeon. Says it'll only be an extra £1000 on top of my regular botox.

I think the first thing i'll do with my brorn is run with my head down into a group of people on a crowded shopping street... suckers won't know what's hit them.

I tell you it'll only be a matter of time before brorn porn.

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ive got the brorn?

dont struggle!

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Oh christ.

Unbelievable. And very brave.

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Yorkie wrote:
Kunal wrote:

or SARS off a dodgy KFC bucket meal

scaremonger!

A mate of a mate (i.e. a total stranger) had a chicken burger but didn't want mayonnaise, and then he got one with it on but it turned out to be PUS FROM A CYST!

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tobytiger wrote:

goliath spider, its hairy so its not as fearsome, pretty cute.

CUTE! It's just plain wrongwrongwrong! Imagine a household cat with an exoskeleton instead of fur! It's like they're mocking us. Spiders fuck off and leave the hair to us mammals. We do it so much better.
By the by, Kunal, that knacker gnashing bastard is the Funnelweb Spider, sick twisted fuck waits until you're at your most relaxed.......

No return! No remorse! No second try!

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this thread has made me all itchy.

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mirieth- wrote:

this thread has made me all itchy.

That's nothing. This thread has made me augment a spike into my brain. You got off lightly.

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one minute i'm quite happily hating on spiders and moths, the next minute you're all off on one about brorns. seriously guys.

"My name is a killing word."

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Opus wrote:
mirieth- wrote:

this thread has made me all itchy.

That's nothing. This thread has made me augment a spike into my brain. You got off lightly.

sorry, that was awfully thoughtless of me, freakboy.

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http://www.worth1000.com/entries/127000/127075XeGC_w.jpg

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mirieth- wrote:
Opus wrote:
mirieth- wrote:

this thread has made me all itchy.

That's nothing. This thread has made me augment a spike into my brain. You got off lightly.

sorry, that was awfully thoughtless of me, freakboy.

The social alienation begins.

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mirieth- wrote:

this thread has made me all itchy.

This thread has made me want to listen to Carcass

Unbelievable. And very brave.