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this thread made me google sea spiders and i can see zero difference between them and face huggers

http://www.rvgould.uconn.edu/week2_files/image033.jpg
fuck that thing!

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chritsty...is that facehugger thing a cake or meatloaf?  someone reveals that at a dinner party and im smashing the bastard to edible pulp with my chair.

cats with exoskeletons....now we're entering the realm of intresting genetic modification might not be so endearing when they wake you up purring in your face in the morning, but the neighbours dog might not fuck with them so much anymore.

dont struggle!

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this thread made me want to do work work on my thesis, but somehow i cant resist

dont struggle!

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rosie...
you have brorn envy.

i really should read all the post before i reply

dont struggle!

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I don't remember anyone mentioning cats with exoskeletons. Ever!

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Seriously guys. What the FUCK are we talking about?

Have we gone mental?

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It's that Friday feeling

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stevie.
we don't tend to have too many spiders in this house.
and when di moves out we won't have any flies either

that's all you need to know

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when i was 12 i hit my "friend" with a deoderant can because she killed a spider for no reason.
i keep seeing MASSIVE spiders in my house. there will be millions more as it starts to get colder.

SASSMONGER?!?!??!!!

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i dont not post from an opium den
page 4 Mshit post...cats with exoskeletons.

im living on high strength high sugar coffee at the moment, it results in train of thought associations such as these

dont struggle!

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breather-resist wrote:

hahahahhaa!!! vicious swine! Although saying that, i have bashed a tarantula with a frying pan in Mexico before.... it was a nasty fucker.

I'm going to Mexico in two weeks. I've read this thread, and I'm damned anxious.

Last year I lived in a big old house which was infested with spiders big enough that the labrador was frightened of them. I found a big one in the bath in the early hours of the morning, and after washing it down the plughole, it leapt back out. I nearly gave up hope of getting rid of it, but in the end I poured bleach on it (cillit bang, I think). That did the trick nicely.

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tobytiger wrote:

i dont not post from an opium den

case closed!

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cats with exoskeletons... and wings!

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and AK-47s!

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and a blood-oath to exact revenge!

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samurai swords for claws?

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i have an idea for a new picture.

"My name is a killing word."

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flying cat jihad?

shit i really should proof read my posts more of.  the double negative was acidental.
i am in no way conected to the consumption of opiates

dont struggle!

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Jop wrote:

My mum heard that if you put a conker in each corner of the room they don't like it. If this is true, my respect for spiders will shoot through the floor.

This would-be factoid has been on my mind, so I Googled it.  Apparently it's not true:

http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/s … neggs.html

sad

i'll explain in the morning 'cause the kitchen bright's too light

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Incredibly, the most ludicrous bit of this thread remains the "conkers in each corner of the room" trick.

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every autumn i find myself stopping american tourists on buses, trains, and in the street, just to explain to them what a "conker" is.

evry since i can remember i've been poppin' my collar,
poppin', poppin' my collar, poppin', poppin' my collar.

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Kunal wrote:

Incredibly, the most ludicrous bit of this thread remains the "conkers in each corner of the room" trick.

I keep laughing to myself about the mental image created; a tarantula smugly lording it over a room and then running away from a horse chestnut.

i'll explain in the morning 'cause the kitchen bright's too light

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Also, related:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/cactus.htm

It's not true, but it's a good story.

Edit:  "In one particularly chilling version, newlyweds awaken to find thousands of baby tarantulas crawling on their faces. Though they survive the incident, the wife has to have her lips amputated because of the number of bites on her mouth and can never kiss again."

big_smile

i'll explain in the morning 'cause the kitchen bright's too light

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http://www.moviequotequiz.com/reviews/UrbanLegendBig.gif

"My name is a killing word."

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I can deal with spiders, but not slugs and snails. Infact, I'm scared of slugs and snails to the point where I generally avoid leaving the house when it's dark and wet cause then they're all over the place. Boke.