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http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyl … XQ20090505

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"One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo's most famous inhabitant. The man's brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind."

Fighting a lion with a hand grenade just isn't cricket.

Be polite
In the pyramid you hate

Re: Brass Eye-esque news stories.

http://i43.tinypic.com/1o4wfo.jpg

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that's not so much news as it is the sort of uncomfortable conversation you end up in when you visit your grandparents and there's an awkward silence to fill.

...tis all in peeces, all cohaerence gone...

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … 404963.ece

"Before I give my own review of this book I just want to say that I am a huge harry potter fan, to the extent that I actually have a deathly hallows tattoo on my bottom. I'm also quite ill right now, but I fought against my horrid cold to read this book. "

Re: Brass Eye-esque news stories.

I posted this before, but it's so mental it's worthy of a repost.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … -fast.html

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This one only gets in because of the picture

http://www.buryfreepress.co.uk/news/Cat … 5234380.jp

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oh shit!

'yes we must catch that man, he really is a shit.'

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Whitstable mum in custard shortage

http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/news/Whitst … ticle.html

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'Stoned wallabies make crop circles'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p … 118257.stm

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"The padres who pack a piece, to keep the peace!"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8122767.stm

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Gazprom move into Nigeria...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/world/r … az-venture

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/ju … ead-mexico

"My name is a killing word."

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mparle wrote:

Gazprom move into Nigeria...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/world/r … az-venture

Delightful.

Also:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … event.html

using gay to describe some novelty christmas cards is just so fucking ignorant

40 (edited by AlexN 02-07-2009 14:29:24)

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Unfortunate ad placement.

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/unfortunate_fathers_day_ad_placement.jpg

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not really relevant, or funny, just a bit midblowing that someone bothered to do it, but the other day I was getting a train through west sussex and someone had painted a mural on a hut in the middle of a field saying "FATHERS 4 JUSTICE, FREE FRITZL" with a not wholly inaccurate painting of the aforementioned incester

Re: Brass Eye-esque news stories.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article … =148351603

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http://newslite.tv/2009/07/03/lost-cat- … -ques.html

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/linc … 121586.stm

combines yokels, war on terror idiocy and public urination in less than 200 words

45 (edited by tom.davies 06-07-2009 09:41:40)

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Holy shit. I've seen him around Newport/Chepstow many a time. In fact when I was in primary school a teacher got him in to play recorder for all the kids. He could play a recorder through each nostril. Gerry the flute. Fucking grim.

"A disabled girl sat with me for an hour recently and played along with me. She was just oozing joy."

Re: Brass Eye-esque news stories.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8130334.stm

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i phoned my local gasboard yesterday and asked to switch supplier. they said to me, "who would you like to switch to", to which i replied "nigaz please".

Re: Brass Eye-esque news stories.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8139714.stm

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46025000/jpg/_46025290_jex_1735_de27.jpg

"We heard a plane going overhead and then a whistling sound and all of a sudden a piece of ice the size of a grapefruit fell on my thigh."

Re: Brass Eye-esque news stories.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne … olate.html

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8141612.stm