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i posted this just above you!

52 (edited by AlexN 10-07-2009 09:32:30)

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OFFICE Chair destroyed:

http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/ … destroyed/

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http://my.mmosite.com/hyuk/blog/item/3b … 85be8.html

not a news story, but something i'm sure brass eye would have been proud to create.

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"A family who tried to lure back a lost dog by leaving a trail of their urine on streets near their home have been criticised by the city council."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8143103.stm

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Tree stump draws believers to Limerick

'It's only a tree' said local parish priest Father Willie Russell.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0710/limerick.html

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"David Cameron may decended directly from Moses"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … meron.html

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Today's top stories

    * US man dies in vat of chocolate
    * Homemade booze kills 69 in India

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Fish wrote:

"David Cameron may decended directly from Moses"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … meron.html

so could eugene levy according to that article...

...tis all in peeces, all cohaerence gone...

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"Officers tried holding up stop signs"
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090706/to … e5c6f.html

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so i picked up the metro one morning this week, flicked through it until i was greeted by the headline

"wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers"

sorry i cant find a link, headline tells you pretty much all you need to know though.

thread killer

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"Saudi 'genie' sued for harassment"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle … 145862.stm

DIY minded recording in Leeds: www.suburbanhome.co.uk

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"man fined for punching punchbag"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8144233.stm

looks like it should be followed with "ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!!" type rants

thread killer

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hahaha, "suddenly everything was dark and smelly"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hk-ru57A-c

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"A FILTHY bus driver has been given the bum's rush for dropping his trousers - and breaking wind in the face of a stunned passenger."

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol … -ride.html

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Bride’s bouquet causes microlight to crash in Tuscany youth hostel

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w … 710745.ece

66 (edited by AlexN 15-07-2009 16:36:30)

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Brilliant headline and it's about wheely bins which the Daily Mail loves.

Crushed to death: Maths teacher killed in rubbish truck after falling asleep in wheelie bin following night of drinking

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … nking.html

Edit: Ha ha they've changed the headline to an even better one:

Maths teacher crushed to death in rubbish truck 'was trying to make new life in Britain'

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"This is what the bear probably looked like, except real."

(YouTube link)

Twenty-four hours a week, seven days a month.

68 (edited by AlexN 15-07-2009 16:38:19)

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This is really old but still great. Should be presented by Barbara Wintergreen. Whistles go wooooo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie … -21518384/

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Not that mad, but an amusing story nonetheless about a guy who found that he'd been charged $23,148,855,308,184,500 for a packet of ciggies:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8152278.stm

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andjames wrote:

so i picked up the metro one morning this week, flicked through it until i was greeted by the headline

"wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers"

sorry i cant find a link, headline tells you pretty much all you need to know though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/murtaman/Shredlines/2009/July/IMAGE_548.jpg

Amazing.

72 (edited by caroline 16-07-2009 22:42:04)

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edit: maybe it was a little inappropriate.

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Penguin Deaths Prompt Sniper Aid

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p … 153168.stm

Nous ne voulons pas d'un monde ou la certitude je suis un pomme de terre de ne pas mourir de faim s'echange contre le risque de mourir d'ennui
T-I-M

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"Beelzebub is a benefit cheat"

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol … cheat.html

"Diablo, separated from his wife, told The Sun: "I'm not just into being a devil. I enjoy other activities such as mediaeval archery"

"Diablo said: "I always wanted to be a little devil and decided to do this after finding out about it on the internet. "

""Some women like the way I look but I'm sure there are many who don't.
My parents are fine with it. I'm still their son. But Mum still calls me Gavin."

fucking brilliant.

"Have you paid your due's Jack?".........."Yes Sir, Cheque is in the mail"

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http://www.thelocal.se/20694.html

"Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle."