A horrible hack

Somnambulist Red

Drowned in Phosphorescence

Year Released: 2013
Format: Download
Label: self released
Reviewed by Captain Fidanza on Jun 13, 2016
Assuming you haven’t already seen it, you should stop reading this rubbish I am typing, leave your bedroom, head to your local Blockbuster and rent Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari.

What’s that? You can’t go to Blockbuster because it filed for bankruptcy in 2010? Well perhaps if they had stocked more copies of Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari, then they wouldn’t have got themselves in all that financial trouble. Idiots.

Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari is about a crazy lunatic called Dr. Caligari and his sideshow which consists of a man called Cesare who tries to kill a woman called Jane with a knife, but kidnaps her instead and takes her to a forest, later on some other things happen which you won't be expecting. It’s fucking brilliant and you can buy it from the Masters of Cinema collection. Do it now.

Cesare is a somnambulist.

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