A horrible hack

Selladore

s/t

Year Released: 2006
Format: CD
Label: self released
 
Reviewed by Andy Malcolm on Jun 13, 2007
Selladore? Cellar door? Hohum. Dave, Ben, Drew, Nick and James have made a cd with 3 tracks of the kind of music that makes me put my head in my hands and sob uncontrollably. MYSPACEMO! Some of the riffs are ok, but otherwise this is just comedy rock that has those ridiculous screamo vocals where the guy sounds like he is swallowing air whilst shouting as hard as he can. Amidst that they throw in utterly cheesey rock choruses that are fresh from 1980s cartoons, such as Pole Position. Man alive. Man alive. Man alive. OMG U R ZO CUTE! THNKS 4 THA ADD!!!!1111

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